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Man Kills Childs Mid-Western Innocence On Live TV

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , on September 20, 2010 by bigstudaddy50
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3 Tennessee Vols Arrested for Armed Robbery

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , on November 12, 2009 by bigstudaddy50

 

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(Hint- It wasn’t these 3…)

3 Tennessee Vol football players were arrested last night for what can kindly be called ”retarded behavior”. Nu’keese Richardson, Mike Edwards, and Janzen Jackson, all freshmen, were arrested for armed robbery outside a gas station near campus. How is this any worse than the usual armed robbery? The gas station is owned by a major UT donor. Not just any major UT donor….the one the fucking practice field is named after. Phil Fulmer thinks this is why you need to pay players.

 

 

Syracuses Top Receiver Does What Orange Fans Did After Week 2.

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , on November 2, 2009 by bigstudaddy50

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Syracuse’s leading Receiver Mike Williams has quit. Williams who was the teams leading receiver and a semi-finalist for the Biletnikoff award, met with Head Coach Doug Marrone this morning. Great way to make an impression on NFL scouts you pussy!

 

 

 

 

5 College Games of The Week….

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , on September 17, 2009 by bigstudaddy50

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(Oh god…I hope he was the one who made that tape)

Every week I’ll pick the winners of  5 college football games I find interesting, plus the WVU game……

Georgia Tech @ Miami

Winner- Miami

The NFL level athleticism the Noles possess will further prove why the triple-option never caught on in the pros.

Temple @ Penn State

Ohio State @ Toledo

Winner- The States

BIG 10! ONLY THE TOUGHEST OPPONENTS!

USC @ Washington

Winner- Washington

USC’s former OC Steve Sarkisian is now the head man for the Huskies…….Jake Locker is the West Coast version of Tim Tebow……USC got a big win last week….Whats that?….. OH MY GOD COULD IT BE? YES! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN YOUR USC CHOKE JOB OF THE YEAR!!!!!

Tennessee @ Florida

Winner- Florida

Urban Meyer seems like a nice guy, the type of guy who wouldn’t run up a score or try to embarass the other team. That being said, I think Lane Kiffin really did piss him off and Meyer will channel his inner-Spurrier…..Tebow plays all 4 quarters and the Gators hang 60 on the Vols.

WVU @ Auburn

Winner- WVU

What’s that Gene Chizik? You say the SEC is the best conference in the country? But you claim to be part of this conference?  Well that can’t be right!

The Birthday Mailbag……

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on September 3, 2009 by bigstudaddy50

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So its my 23rd birthday today. Gotta say after 21 they all feel like normal days with more Facebook updates. However this year my birthday falls on possibly the most important day of the year…….COLLEGE FOOTBALL KICK-OFF!

(throws rock at Pitt fan)

Do I really give a shit about South Carolina or NC State after tonite? Fuck no, South Carolina only even has a college so frat d-bags can wear shirts proclaiming their love of ”cocks”. And NC State, wow you haven’t been fucking relevant since..uh….ever.

(Door flies open)

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Rivers: What! HUH! FUCKER!

(Door shuts)

Anyways, for this glorious day, I decided it was time for a mailbag, so here it goes.

 

Q: Will the Nats ever make the playoffs? Will they ever have a Cy Young winner?

Logan,Shep-town

A: Yes, next season and yes, Jesus Awesomepitcher will win it in 2011.

Q:What record will Michigan end up with this season (assuming that they pull off a win against Eastern Michigan) and is Rich Rod on the hot seat?
 
Matt, Hedgesville
 
A: Well, looking at who they have to play, it looks like 6 sure losses-
 
@ Michigan State
@ Iowa
Penn State
@ Illinois
@ Wisconsin
Ohio State
So already that puts them at 6-6, good enough for a bowl game, and to answer your 2nd question, good enough for Rodriguez to keep his job. However, if you look at the other 6, heres how they breakdown….
SURE WINS-
 
Eastern Michigan
Indiana
Delaware State
 
TOSS-UPS
 
Western Michigan
Notre Dame
Purdue
 
Not to get all Simmions-ish on you but right now UM’s a 13 point favorite against Western Michigan, will be a slight underdog against the Irish next weekend, and barring a Purdue resurgence, could be favored in that game. So I would say that Michigan this year tops out at 7 wins, the 3 sure bets….3 possible….and an upset over Zook’s confused Illini. To keep his job Rich Rod needs atleast 5 wins and a decent showing against the Buckeyes, unless you know, he paid for an abortion.
 
Q: How soft are the Michigan football players? Would you take Rich Rod back if he left Michigan?
 
Julian, Martinsburg
 
A: Jesus tits are UM players soft! Supple, natural 18 year old DD titty soft is too hard. Old men in Cialis commericals are harder. In fact, I can’t properly describe how soft they are, but I think I know some who can…….
 
( Door gets torn off hinges)
 
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Mike Barwis: THESE PLAYERS ARE FUCKING MOTHER FUCKING GODDAMN COCK LOVING PUSSYS! THEY ARE SOFTER THAN A LIMP BISCUIT! I SHOULD ASSFUCK EACH ONE OF THEM! ”COME ON COACH I NEED TO STUDY????” CUMOME ON MY ASS! THEY ARE SOFTER THAN RICK PITINO’S ABORTED LOVE CHILD AND CAN I SAY SINCE I’VE BEEN TO CHURCH WITH THESE LITTLE SHITS, HAVE AS MUCH CHANCE OF GETTING INTO HEAVEN! FUCK!
 
(storms out)
 
So uh….theres your answer to that….as far as wanting Rich Rod back- sure we’d love to see him coaching TE’s at Marshall.
 
Q: When the NCAA Football polls came out (both Coaches and AP), the Big East was nowhere to be found in the Top 25. Give us your thoughts on the press and coaches snubbing the Big East, or if you just want to be a homer, snubbing WVU.

Jim, Atlanta

A: I’ll preface this by saying I only think 2 Big East teams are top-25 worthy, Cincinnati….and WVU. Heres all I needed to know about this years polls…Notre Fuckin Dame was #23. Are you fucking serious? Notre Dame sucks in ever aspect of football. How the fuck are they 23? I’ll go ahead and predict by season’s end, WVU will be top-10…..Cincinnati will be top-15 with 1 loss(us)….and another from the ”Uconn, Rutgers, USF” will be top 25, Syracuse as always will suck a dick. Oh and Pitt?…fuck them too.

Q: Who are you going to root for more this year Brett Favre or Michael Vick?
Justin-Philippi
A: Oh…..oh….oh…(sound of Peter King, the moment Favre aknowledged he was returning)
 
As crazy as it sounds, I’m rooting for Vick. Yes, he killed dogs. But you know what, alot of athletes have done alot of terrible shit. I mean look at the things Vick has given us. ”Ron Mexico”, the unintentionally racist trainwreck that was the ”Vick and Dogfighting” OTL Panel, 1,000 Fantasy Football teams named ”the rape stand”. Favre is just an annoying, attention hungry jack-ass….hes reaching almost ”Ripken jr.” levels of holding on at this point.
 
Q: How do you see Tim Tebow transitioning to the NFL? and will Roger Goodell allow him to perform circumciscions in the offseason?

 

A:  Tim Tebow is going to be an outstanding NFL QB.  Some combination of Steve Young and Mike Alstott. My biggest worry with him would be durability.  The punishment a normal NFL QB takes ends careers prematurely. He will have to, like Donavan McNabb did, learn to save the running for big moments.  As far as Tebows penchant for cutting lil 3rd world wee-wee, the Commish lets Jay Cutler cut himself, so why not?

Q: With the upcoming college football season, if you had to make a playoff of the top 8 programs of the last decade, who would occupy your bracket and why?

Both from Billy,Morgantown

 
A: 1st thing I would do is put every program with a national title in, so Miami, Ohio State,LSU, USC,Texas, and Florida are our top 6 seeds. Then we look at who was always good, year in and year out. Utah gets in with 2 unbeaten season’s this decade. Finally which team’s have been this close. Oklahoma certainly qualifies, as does WVU. Since this bracket is taking into consideration postseason performance, WVU would get the nod.
 
Next we have to look at seeding, Florida and LSU, with 2 national titles this decade, are our #1 seeds. USC and Ohio State get #2’s for dominating their conference. Texas and Miami are the 3’s. Utah and Wvu are the 4’s.
 
So our bracket would look something like this for the 1st round
 
Chuck Norris Bracket-
 
(4) WVU @ (1) Florida
 
(3) Miami @ (2) Ohio St.
 
Dos Equis Guy Bracket-
 
(4) Utah @ (1) LSU
 
(3) Texas @ (2) USC
 
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So, taking in to account the overall decade ,up seasons and down. Who takes this thing? WVU takes down Florida. Miami’s blownout. Utah upset’s LSU. Vince Young beats USC, again. WVU over a slow Ohio St. team. Texas is too big and fast for Utah. The night before the championship game, Vince Young sees his Madden 10 accuracy rating, gets sad, and tries to kill himself again. WVU wins 28-14.
 
LET’S GOOOOO MOUNTAINEER’S!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

 

The 5 College Games of the Week….

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , on September 1, 2009 by bigstudaddy50

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Every week from here on out i’ll pick the winners of 5 college football games I find particularly intresting, plus the WVU game…..

South Carolina at NC State

Winner- South Carolina

With Erin Andrews back on the sidelines, the Cocks will rise to victory.

Nevada at Notre Dame

Winner- Nevada

Nevada originated the pistol offense, and Saturday it will shoot down Notre Dame’s season

/ Newspaper Columnist’d

Alabama at VaTech

Winner- VaTech

Speaking of shootings…..

BYU at Oklahoma

Winner- Oklahoma

Sam Bradfords indian roots could outdrink the entire BYU campus.

Miami at Florida State

Winner- Miami

Well Florida States player’s certainly won’t be bogged down with homework…..

 

Liberty at WVF’NU

Winner: WVU

BRING IT ON LIBERTY!!!!!!!