Go Fuck Yourself-ECU Edition


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(6-6! woooo!)

Every week from here on out, I will preview the WVU’s opposition that week. This will not be an attempt at journalistic objectivity. This will be flat out rage-fucking. Insults will thrown, no research will be done. This weeks opponent-the ECU Pirates.

 

FUCK YOU ECU YOU WANNA BE NC STATE MUTHER FUCKERS! I’VE GOT YOUR NEW SCHOOL SLOGAN RIGHT HERE….”EAST CAROLINA UNIVERSITY-NOW WITH BLACK PEOPLE!” I NOTICED YOUR COACH’S LAST NAME IS ”HOLTZ” DOES HE HOPE TO BE ESPN’S VERSION OF THE SENILE WAL-MART GREETER? NICE FUCKING CAREER PLAN YOU HUSKY FUCK! YOUR BEST NFL PLAYER IS ONE YEAR WONDER CHRIS JOHNSON, WHO CAN’T EVEN BEAT OUT FATDALE WHITE!  OH! I UNDERSTAND YOU LIST ”VINCE MCMAHON” FAMOUS ALUMNI. WELL I GOT A QUESTION FOR YOU BUTT PIRATES……WHATCHA GUNNA DO?…..WHATCHA GUNNA DO? WHATCHA GUNNA DO WHEN WVU RUNS WILD ON YOU? STUPID SOUTHERN MUTHER FUCKERS!

 

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