Richard Seymour Does Not Want To Play For Your Crappy Team…..
”Hello fans, i’m Richard Seymour. You might remember me from my 4 Super Bowl appearances and my 5 Pro Bowls. Recently I was traded by my great team, the New England Patriots to the lowly Oakland Raiders. This does not sit well with Richard Seymour, sure veterans get traded all the time, but not ones who had 8 sacks, all of which were because of the scheme i was playing in.
(Puts on diaper)
”So now, I’m going to be forced to do this”
(Lays on back)
”I DON’T WANNNNAAAA PLAYYYY FORRR THE RAAAIIDDDERRRRSSSSS”
(door flies open)
Andre Smith: ”Ya man, come here….ya gotta report bro….”
Seymour: ”BUT I DONT WANNNNAAAA- A A A!”
Smith: ”Nah man if you dont report you could like get hurt or somethin!”
Smith: ”Yea man, look at me….I broke my foot…..I didn’t even know feet could break!”
Seymour: (sad sniffle)
Smith: ” You need a nipple?”
(Seymour latches on)
Seymour: ”Thanks Andre”