(Let’s hope hes waterproof!)
The NFC, as the NFL cycles go, will be the weaker conference this season. Theres major questions with every possible contender, and several of the bottom feeders are without hope. That being said, the overall shitty-ness might allow for a 1 trick pony to flourish. Here’s the picks, playoff teams are in CAPS
Dan Snyder is a physically and mentally inept piece of shit. The Vick thing will blow up in Philly’s face. Dallas will abandon the run at key moments, leading to Wade Phillips firing. The Giants will do their usual 11-5 solid as hell routine.
The Buc’s will bite the bullet of suck this year, but still be competitive. This is the ”oh, shit our run is over!” year in Carolina. Atlanta will fall back down to earth slightly. The Saints finally have a decent enough defense to hang with the best offense in football.
This will be the conferences strongest division. Detroit will still suck, but Stafford to Megatron will occasionally be dangerous. Brett Favre will do just enough to cost his team the divison title. Jay Cutler will do a amazing job throwing to noone but Matt Forte. Green Bay has done a great job transitioning to the 3-4 and Aaron Rodgers will make the leap to elite-ness this year.
This will be a surprisingly fiesty and competitive division. Seattle with struggle initially with the transition from a pass-first to run-first style. The Rams will run Steven Jackson to death and play solid D. Arizona is one Warner injury away from having the Matt Linehart expierence. San Francisco will be better on D and less mistake prone on offense.