Live Blog: The 10am Sportscenter


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(Yes, No)

 

Segment 1:  We start off with Mets misery……Wagner’s still pitching for you and Santana may be hurt……….We see the kid from dazed and confused,err, Tim Lincecum, pinch running in last night Giants-Rockies game…..Josh Elliot almost orgasims describing Ryan Spillboughs game winning Home Run…….Spillboughs looks Mexican……Hey! Its Buster Olney!…..Olney says that the key to the Rockies turn around was Clint Hurdles firing…..Cris Carter’s here to breakdown the Jets-Ravens game……TOUCHDOWN HALOTI NGATA………Carter says the INT isn’t Sanchez’s fault….uhh yea it is…….They show the continued raping of the Jets offense……Carter says Sanchez played(no he didn’t)…..

Segment 2: Hey! Another Johan Santana story……Jerry Manuel says hes concerned with everyone who has an issue….(what?)…..Olney says the Mets are ”concerned” (really?)….Mets-Phillies highlights…..Cliff Lee goes Dr. Lecter on the Mets line-up……Phillip Rivers got paid…not bad if you cant throw…..Edgerrin James signed with the Seahawks…..Adam Schefter pops up and tells us a bunch of guys who suck will be free agents for the Chargers after this season…….Carson Palmer and Marc Bulger are hurt again…..Brandon Marshall’s pissed….Schefter tells us that Shaun Hill and Byron Leftwich will start for the Niners and Bucs….soo bet against those teams…..

Segment 3: Sage Steele pops up to repeat the Santana news….thats 3 times in 33 mins……White Sox vs Red Sox highlights……continued highlights of Red Sox doing good things…….Rays-Blue Jays highlights……Halladay’s struggling…..

Segment 4: OOO Little League World Series highlights…..(is just glad they still keep score)…..Steve Berthume and Chris Singleton on the cleverly named ”3 Swings” segment…like during his career, Singleton strikes out….Plaxico Burress interview(fuck yes)……this needs subtitles……noted library masturbater Jeremy Schaap is asking the questions….I still can’t understand a fucking word Plax is saying, but he looks sad…..Schaap asks Burress what hes doing in the 4 months til hes put in jail….apparently Plax has many children…..this needed directors commentary by Mike Vick…

Segment 5: Hey its time for ”Blog Buzz”…oddly enough it never tells ESPN ”YOU FUCKING SUCK”…..Adam Schefter is discussing how the Rivers and Manning deals affect Pey-Pey and Tom Brady……Top 10 plays allows Josh Elliot to jizz his pants aagain over the Rockies walkoff homer……Storm and Elliot tease the next Sportscenter thank god its over….

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