Where ever the fuck you be…..Good Morning!
So from now till Yahoo or Deadspin hire me, I will, when I have time give my opinions on all the morning headlines…..
– Cabbies attorney says Kane incident overblown….
I guess his burns are not as severe as previous thought!
Founder of Special Olympics dies….
(Pours drool out on sidewalk)
Michael Vick drawing interest from atleast 5 teams….
They must have some dogs liein around that need executed.
White Sox acquire Alex Rios….
He will no doubt be cheered, then continue to suck.