Fuck You Rich Rod.......

 

Ever since I started blogging on a semi-regular basis, my blogs lacked 2 things, 1) Correct Spelling and Punctuation 2) The proper amount of college football, specifically a Rich Rodriguez Hate Post….this is that post…

(Puts on blue and gold shorts, WVU Sweatshirt)

(Ponders own failed athletic career)

(Chugs beer)

(Lights couch on fire)

(Blasts Country Roads)

FUCK YOU YOU UN-GRATEFUL SON OF A BITCH! 1ST YOU CLEARLY THROW THE PITT GAME 2 YEARS AGO, THE MOST UNDER-REPORTED SPORTS STORY OF THIS DECADE, THEN YOU GO TO MICHIGAN, WITH THEIR LOUD OBNOXIOUS FANBASE, AND SUCK A FUCKING DICK RECRUITING ”BETTER PLAYERS”……FUCK YOU YOU BALD-HEADED DON NEHLEN WANNABE!….TOLEDO CALLED…THEY WANT BETTER COMPETITION THIS YEAR!

(That was fucking delightful)

But in all seriousness, before I wanted to be a blogger/ sports talk radio host….I wanted to coach football….believe it or not that asshole was the reason why….I figured that hopefully I could get a job working under him, learning from him, and hopefully succeeding him after he had won a few National Titles…….now….fuck him…..hope he enjoys coordinating Washington State offense next year…motherfucker…